Ireland, sir, for good or evil, is like no other place under heaven, and no man can touch its sod or breathe its air without becoming better or worse.
What's the use of being Irish if you can't be thick?
How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same.
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step.
An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about.
I was raised in an Irish-American home in Detroit where assimilation was the uppermost priority. The price of assimilation and respectability was amnesia. Although my great-grandparents were victims of the Great Hunger of the 1840's, even though I was named Thomas Emmet Hayden IV after the radical Irish nationalist exile Thomas Emmet, my inheritance was to be disinherited. My parents knew nothing of this past, or nothing worth passing on.
No person knows better than you do that the domination of England is the sole and blighting curse of this country. It is the incubus that sits on our energies, stops the pulsation of the nation's heart and leaves to Ireland not gay vitality but horrid the convulsions of a troubled dream.
Ireland is a peculiar society in the sense that it was a nineteenth century society up to about 1970 and then it almost bypassed the twentieth century.
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
I was born on a storm-swept rock and hate the soft growth of sun-baked lands where there is no frost in men's bones.
If a man who can’t count finds a four leaf clover, is he lucky?
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'
I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. There's a bit of a priest in everybody, too, but I enjoyed playing the devil more. He was more fun.
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart?
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse.
I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.
Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
And the merry love the fiddle, and the merry love to dance.
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
There is an Irish way of paying compliments as though they were irresistible truths which makes what would otherwise be an impertinence delightful.
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