I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
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