Gardening requires lots of water... most of it in the form of perspiration.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
To each his suff'rings: all are men, / Condemn'd alike to groan, / The tender for another's pain; / Th' unfeeling for his own.
Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife.
I think more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
You may not know it, but at the far end of despair, there is a white clearing where one is almost happy.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
There are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never happened before.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
When it comes to impending, unavoidable extinction, ignorance is bliss.
They say ignorance is bliss.... they're wrong
Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.
The agnostic, the skeptic, is neurotic, but this does not imply a false philosophy; it implies the discovery of facts to which he does not know how to adapt himself. The intellectual who tries to escape from neurosis by escaping from the facts is merely acting on the principle that “where ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Ignorance is bliss. I wish I still had some.
They that believe that ignorance is bliss, are ignorant and have never known bliss.
Somebody else's ignorance is bliss.
I'm a believer in 'Ignorance is bliss.'
I guess ignorance is bliss -- when I do interviews people always say, "Aren't you upset that people make fun of you?" and I'm like, "Are they making fun of me?" I guess I just don't get it.
Ask Anthony Hopkins how he makes his characters come to life and he just shrugs. I don't know. If I knew, I wouldn't be able to do it. As they say: Where ignorance is bliss it's folly to be wise.
Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
If ignorance is bliss, it's cuz she's never heard of this...
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