Hole In One Quotes

• A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.

  Mac O'Grady

  Golf, Thinking, Different Universes

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• All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.

  Lou Holtz

  Trying, Holes, Closest

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• Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

  Henry Beard

  Golf, Balls, Holes

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• If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.

  Warren Buffett

  Golf, Play, Long

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• I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

  Bob Bruce

  Zero, Golf, Play

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• Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

  Sam Snead

  Sports, Golf, Hazards

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• I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.

  Ben Hogan

  Golf, Night, Two

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• If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

  Jack Lemmon

  Sports, Dirty, Golf

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• A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

  William Glasser

  Disaster, Holes, Golfers

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• Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head?

  Richard Schultz

  Knowledge, Differences, Mind

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• Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basic of logic is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and a conclusion - thus: Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man. Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; Therefore- Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second. This may be called syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Art, Blessed, Science

  "The Devil's Dictionary:". Book by Ambrose Bierce (p. 204), 2008.

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• Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Funny, Sarcastic, Art

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2450, Delphi Classics

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• I'm just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life.

  Joe Sakic

  Firsts, Holes, First Time

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• You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

  Bob Monkhouse

  Golf, Boss, Holes

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• Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

  Triple H

  Wwe, Looks, Like You

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• If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

  Richard Armour

  Fun, Golf, Thrill

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• I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Golf, Guy, Way

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• Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.

  Stephanie Szostak

  Three, Holes, Golfers

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• Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma.

  Anderson Cooper

  Lying, Thinking, People

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• Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

  Fred Allen

  Life, Men, Objectivity

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