Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
Sexuality is so much more complex than our boobs. My sexuality isn't me as an object to be looked at. It's the way I say "hello" to somebody, the way I sit with somebody. A body is just a body. But we're really afraid of bodies. They hold a lot of power - I think that's why people can try to shame them so easily, because they are so powerful.
Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes.
Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.
Some movie I was in, I forget which one, some awful little movie, a reviewer said, What is Jessica Walter doing in this movie? And I said, Hello? Trying to make a living?
Hello, I must be going.
I wanted to wear the most impenetrable suit of armour ever known to mankind. 'Hello, Mr. Rotten...' You can't say anything about me. You can't put me down in any way shape or form - I'm rotten to the core... you know, what's left for you? Pleasantries? I suppose the worst insult you could sling my way is 'Oh, he's really nice, him.'
I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?
I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
You can't handle the truth!
Don't let's ask for the moon.We have the stars.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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