Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
The woods are full of long drivers.
Never concede the putt that beats you.
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you're putting well. When you're putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it's going to fall in, not if it's going in.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
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