Grandma Quotes - Page 4

• Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

  Dave Niehaus

  Funny, Baseball, Food

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• When a child is born, so are grandmothers.

  Judith Ellen Levy

  Baby, Children, Grandmother

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• In a nutshell, I am a mom, a grandma, and a midwife.

  Robin Lim

  Mom, Midwife

  "An Interview With Robin Lim | CNN Woman of The Year". Interview with Polly Armstrong, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.

  Erma Bombeck

  Children, Responsibility, Relax

  Erma Bombeck (2011). “At Wit's End”, p.154, Fawcett

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• If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of her own family, ruling with an iron hand and a mouth full of rocks.

  Edith Konecky

  Rocks, Doors, Hands

  Edith Konecky, Alix Kates Shulman, Tillie Olsen (2001). “Allegra Maud Goldman”, p.118, Feminist Press at CUNY

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• After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.

  Justin Smith

  Get Better, Cookies, Life Gets Better

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• Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living.

  Jamie Foxx

  Men, Piano, Jokes

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• My mom has a tape from when I was, like, 2 years old, talking with my grandma, telling her a story that's really elaborate about werewolves and wolves.

  Amanda Hocking

  Mom, Talking, Years

  "A Self-Published Author's $2 Million Cinderella Story". "All things considered" with Guy Raz, www.npr.org. January 8, 2012.

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• I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.

  NeNe Leakes

  Mom, Baby, Way

  "EXCLUSIVE: NeNe Leakes on 'The New Normal,' Gay Rights and Her 'Glam-Baby'". Interview with Derrick Bryson Taylor, www.essence.com. September 11, 2012.

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• My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake.

  Karlie Kloss

  Mean, Cake, Kitchen

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• My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

  Curtis Jackson

  Trying, My Grandma, Pregnant

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• If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

  Linda Sunshine

  Funny, Sister, Sibling

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• My dad liked more macho adventure books like Shogun or spy novels. My mother reads murder mysteries. In fact, so does her mother, my grandma. That's where I trace the familial line of murder mystery obsession.

  Christopher Bollen

  Mother, Dad, Book

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know

  Tom Arnold

  Jobs, School, Insecure

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• Usually I wear my grandma's old aprons, or others I have collected in my travels. When I was young, I would sit and watch my grandma prepare stuff. She wasn't Italian, but she did really good Italian food.

  Debi Mazar

  Italian, Watches, Stuff

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• Thanksgiving was always a favorite holiday for me. The preparation was fun! My grandma and I would walk to the butcher on Jamaica Avenue in Queens, order the bird, and buy all the fixings at the market.

  Debi Mazar

  Queens, Fun, Holiday

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• I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

  Thom Yorke

  Laughter, Differences, Funeral

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• I heard some famous people had an anniversary, five long years together, it was Hollywood history. Now my grandma and grandpa never made no printed page, but they took the love of 57 years right to the grave.

  Clay Walker

  Art, Media, Years

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• My parents always talk about Puerto Rico. My dad's whole family lives in Puerto Rico. My great grandma lives in Puerto Rico and I got to meet her a couple years ago.

  Danny Garcia

  Couple, Dad, Years

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• Both my mom and my grandma were really big influences on me not only by being strong and teaching me to be strong but also owning their salt as well.

  Miranda Lambert

  Mom, Strong, Teaching

  Source: www.elle.com

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• Leveling off at 42,000 feet, I had thirty percent of my fuel, so I turned on rocket chamber three and immediately reached .96 Mach. I noticed that the faster I got, the smoother the ride. Suddenly the Mach needle began to fluctuate. It went up to .965 Mach - then tipped right off the scale ... We were flying supersonic. And it was a smooth as a baby's bottom; Grandma could be sitting up there sipping lemonade.

  Chuck Yeager

  Baby, Feet, Flying

  Chuck Yeager (1986). “Yeager: An Autobiography”, Bantam

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• I started taking piano lessons when I was 8 and I wrote my first song shortly after. Music was really important in my family. My grandma was a professional violin player and my parents first met when my dad was giving my mom guitar lessons.

  Eric Hutchinson

  Mom, Song, Dad

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• As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time.

  Victor Cruz

  Kids, Dancing, Would Be

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• Deep patriots don't just sing the song, 'America the Beautiful' and then go home. We actually stick around to defend America’s beauty -- from the oil spillers, the clear-cutters and the mountaintop removers. Deep patriots don't just visit the Statue of Liberty and send a postcard home to grandma. We defend the principles upon which that great monument was founded -- 'give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.'

  Van Jones

  Beautiful, Song, Home

  Van Jones (2013). “Rebuild the Dream”, p.228, Nation Books

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• And he isn't crying for her, not for his grandma, he's crying for himself: that he: too, is going to die one day. And before that his friends wil die, and the friends of his friends, and, as time passes, the children of his friends, and, if his fate is truly bitter, his own children. (58)

  Nicole Krauss

  Children, Fate, One Day

  Nicole Krauss (2011). “Great House”, p.65, Penguin UK

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