Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.
Putting is like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience.
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup of coffee, but wouldn't dream of interrupting on the golf course.
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