Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
The older I get, the better I was.
A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.
Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.
I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.
How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.
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