Going Home Quotes - Page 5

• Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

  Eugene Mirman

  Jobs, Home, Blow

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• I feel like I learn every day how I can be a better producer or writer or storyteller. The thing that keeps me the most balanced is just going home every day and getting my ass kicked by my kids, and having a wife who is the most wonderfully/brutally honest person I've ever met. I think that that is always the first lens through which I see the world. For everything else, I'm just grateful for the people I work with.

  J. J. Abrams

  Grateful, Kids, Home

  Source: collider.com

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• Many white-collar workers are lucky enough to have creative-class jobs that are satisfying, which is great as long as you're still able to carve out true, work-free leisure at some point. But there's been a kind of sneaky reframing of work as play as the Silicon Valley model has been imported into other fields. Now you see adult offices that look like nursery schools, and staff paintball parties, work cultures that encourage the "We're a family here!" fantasy while preventing workers from going home at a reasonable hour to be with their actual families.

  Katrina Onstad

  Party, School, Home

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• Like a rustic at a fair, we are full of amazement and rapture, and have no thought of going home, or that it will soon be night.

  William Hazlitt

  Home, Night, Rustic

  William Hazlitt, Edward Bulwer Lytton Baron Lytton, Sir Thomas Noon Talfourd, Charles Lamb (1836). “Literary Remains of the Late William Hazlitt: With Notice of His Life”, p.246

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• If we offer something to Bangladesh, it's obvious that Bangladesh is offering something to us. And why shouldn't Bangladesh be able to keep its promises? Economically it's full of resources and can stand on its feet. Politically it seems to me led by trained people. The refugees who took shelter here are going home.

  Indira Gandhi

  Home, Feet, Offering

  Source: sangam.org

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• The reason mountain climbers are tied together is to keep the sane ones from going home.

  Gerhard E Frost

  Home, Together, Mountain

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• May death be no more than the bell that sounds when school is over, and going home, may I find that I had laid up my treasure in the right place.

  Maltbie Davenport Babcock

  Home, School, Sound

  Maltbie Davenport Babcock (1901). “Thoughts for Every-day Living from the Spoken and Written Words of Maltbie Davenport Babcock”

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• Going to the woods is going home, for I suppose we came from the woods originally.

  John Muir

  Home, Woods

  John Muir (1997). “Nature Writings: The Story of My Boyhood and Youth, My First Summer in the Sierra, the Mountains of California, Stickeen, Selected Essays”, p.767, Library of America

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• I am going home and I think in a week or so, hopefully, I'll be done with all the press stuff, and then I can kind of into my cave and start preparing for "Mad Max."

  Charlize Theron

  Home, Thinking, Mad

  Source: collider.com

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• When I was designing, I had in mind Jimi Hendrix, and I could hardly find skinny indie black kids to wear my clothes. I remember one telling me he had to swap his skinny jeans for baggy ones in the subway before going home, so he wouldn't get in trouble in his neighborhood.

  Hedi Slimane

  Home, Kids, Jeans

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• I Never Met A Kentuckian Who Wasn't Either Thinking About Going Home Or Actually Going Home

  Happy Chandler

  Home, Thinking, Mets

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• I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . . I will come within a pint of wine.

  Richard Steele

  Home, Wine, Two

  Sir Richard Steele (1787). “The Epistolary Correspondence of Sir Richard Steele ..”, p.36

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• Can you imagine telling a woman she can't vote!? The women I hang out with would be going home with parts of your anatomy swinging from their rearview.

  Henry Rollins

  Home, Would Be, Vote

  Source: theindiespiritualist.com

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• Going into the woods, is going home

  John Muir

  Home, Woods

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• I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to ask my friends, "Would you mind going to the house and watering the plants, and turn some lights on and make it look like somebody's home, and make sure that the mobile over the crib isn't tangled or the baby's gonna get bored.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Baby, Jobs, Mean

  "Taste This". Comedy Album, 1996.

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• I'm laying out my winter clothes and wishing I was gone, Going home, where the new york city winters aren't bleedin' me.

  Paul Simon

  New York, Home, Winter

  Paul Simon (2012). “Lyrics 1964 - 2011”, p.115, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm not afraid of death. I'm going home.

  Patrick Swayze

  Home, Last Words, Not Afraid

  Patrick Swayze's last words, as quoted by his family, prior to his death from pancreatic cancer, 2009.

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• Gary Condit is on the Congressional committee for Homeland Security. They make the guy responsible for Homeland Security who is the guy no one would feel secure going home with.

  Jay Leno

  Home, Guy, Responsible

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• Looking forward to going home, I was necessarily looking backward.

  Muriel Spark

  Home, Looking Forward, Looking Back

  Muriel Spark (2015). “Robinson”, p.63, Canongate Books

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• I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

  Kathy Lette

  Home, Way, Bondage

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• Going home, it's what everybody's trying to do from the day they're born to the day they die, but going home together - that's marriage.

  Fannie Heaslip Lea

  Marriage, Home, Trying

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• It is also possible, I believe, if one lives in India long enough, to come across a globe-trotter who is modest and teachable, but we have been out here only twenty-two years, and I am going home without having seen one.

  Sara Jeannette Duncan

  Travel, Believe, Home

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• When you are working on a TV show or series, you just get into the routine. You get used to getting up early. It takes a few days, but once you are up and running, you get used to going home late, and it becomes this very repetitive cycle.

  Philip Glenister

  Running, Home, Tv Shows

  "Philip Glenister: My family values". Interview with Gareth McLean, www.theguardian.com. Janaury 6, 2012.

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• The 11 million, I think, are never going home, don't need to be sent home, and I would incorporate them into our society by giving them work visas and making them taxpayers.

  Rand Paul

  Home, Thinking, Giving

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• I'm a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it's pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.

  Matt Walsh

  Sports, Home, Normal

  Interview with Marah Eakin, tv.avclub.com. April 13, 2012.

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