Funny Smile Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Phyllis Diller

Funny, Happiness, Smile

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A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

Tom Wilson

Happiness, Smile, Laughter

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Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Jill Shalvis

Smile, People, Wonder

Jill Shalvis (2010). “Simply Irresistible”, p.66, Hachette UK

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smile, It increases your face value

Robert Harling

Inspirational, Smile, Keep Smiling

Robert Harling (1988). “Steel Magnolias”, p.42, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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You're never fully dressed without a smile.

Martin Charnin

Happiness, Smile, Fashion

Thomas Meehan, Charles Strouse, Martin Charnin (1977). “Annie: Libretto/vocal Book”

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Everyone smiles in the same language.

George Carlin

Inspirational, Funny, Life

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Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

Marilyn Monroe

Love, Life, Happiness

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Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.

Nhat Hanh

Smile, Beauty, Beautiful

Thich Nhat Hanh (2008). “Being Peace: Easyread Super Large 20pt Edition”, p.4, ReadHowYouWant.com

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Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Mae West

Funny, Smile, Break Up

Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

John Ray

Smile, Beauty, Flirty

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Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

Mother Teresa

Love, Happiness, Smile

Mother Teresa (1993). “The Best Gift is Love: Meditations”, Servant Books

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Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Satchel Paige

Inspirational, Motivational, Smile

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No matter how grouchy you're feeling,
You'll find the smile more or less healing.
It grows in a wreath
All around the front teeth -
Thus preserving the face from congealing.

Anthony Euwer

Smile, Laughter, Healing

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All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.

Chris Hart

Smile, Laughter, Optimistic

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People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

Milton A. Lee

Smile, Determination, Laughter

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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

Maya Angelou

Inspirational, Life, Smile

Maya Angelou (2012). “The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou”, p.424, Modern Library

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The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.

William Shakespeare

Smile, Encouraging, Broken Heart

'Othello' (1602-4) act 1, sc. 3, l. 208

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Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

George Eliot

Friendship, Happiness, Smile

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Mark Twain

Inspirational, Birthday, Positive

Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.443, Courier Corporation

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

Love, Inspirational, Life

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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Andy Rooney

Love, Happiness, Smile

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A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

William Arthur Ward

Inspirational, Positive, Smile

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Robert Bloch

Funny, Smile, Hilarious

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Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

Janet Lane-Claypon

Love, Life, Relationship

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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.

James M. Beggs

Life, Smile, Laughter

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