Funny Music Quotes

• One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

  Bob Marley

  Funny, Music, Wisdom

  Song: Trenchtown Rock

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• Some people have lives; some people have music.

  John Green

  Life, Music, Real

  John Green, David Levithan (2010). “Will Grayson, Will Grayson”, p.28, Penguin

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• Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.

  Jean Paul

  Funny, Music, Night

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• Music to me is like breathing. I don't get tired of breathing, I don't get tired of music.

  Ray Charles

  Funny, Music, Wisdom

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• I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

  George Burns

  Funny, Music, Scotch

  George Burns (1980). “Living It Up”, Berkley

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• Music gives a soul to the universe.

  Plato

  Music, Wings, Giving

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• Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.

  Confucius

  Music, Wisdom, Art

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• Where words fail, music speaks.

  Hans Christian Andersen

  Inspirational, Music, Art

  Hans Christian Andersen (1876). “Stories for the Young”

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• It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.

  Johann Sebastian Bach

  Music, Keys, Play

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• Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.

  Ronald Reagan

  Life, Music, Song

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• There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

  Albert Schweitzer

  Love, Funny, Music

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  A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

  Tom Waits

  Funny, Music, Humorous

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• Nothing is more beautiful than a guitar, except, possibly two.

  Frederic Chopin

  Beautiful, Guitar, Two

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  Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Music, Dance

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• Without music, life is a journey through a desert.

  Pat Conroy

  Music, Journey, Desert

  Pat Conroy (1995). “Beach Music”, Nan A. Talese

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• People haven't always been there for me, but music always has.

  Taylor Swift

  Love, Life, Relationship

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• Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to a place that's above the mundane. Everything else is just bullshit.

  Stephan Jenkins

  Music, Sunset, Bullshit

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.

  Leigh Hunt

  Music, Wisdom, Heart

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• Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

  Noel Coward

  Music, Work, Extraordinary

  'Private Lives' (1930) act 1

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• All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Music, People

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• When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son'.

  Chet Atkins

  Funny, Music, Dad

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• When a piece gets difficult, make faces.

  Artur Schnabel

  Pieces, Faces, Problem Solving

  Quoted in Oscar LevantTheUnimportance of BeingOscar (1968).

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• Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words.

  Robert Green Ingersoll

  Music, Piano, Feelings

  Robert Green Ingersoll (1909). “Miscellany”

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• I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: he knows how it drives the evil spirit out of us.

  Martin Luther

  Music, Hate, Men

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• My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require.

  Edward Elgar

  Music, Art, Air

  Quoted in Robert J. Buckley, Sir Edward Elgar (1905)

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