Funny Money Quotes - Page 7

• Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

  Donald Trump

  Funny, Inspiring, Money

  Donald Trump (2016). “Trump: The Art of the Deal”, p.48, Random House

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• Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Inspiring, Money

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• I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Money, Stupid

  Ronald Reagan's joke at the Gridiron Club annual dinner, March 24, 1984.

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• If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

  George Gobel

  Funny, Dog, Money

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• If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

  Lane Kirkland

  Funny, Money, Hard Work

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• If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are.

  Errol Flynn

  Money, Forget, Prepared

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• All heiresses are beautiful.

  John Dryden

  Beauty, Beautiful, Cynical

  John Dryden (1717). “The Dramatick Works of John Dryden, Esq: Don Sebastian, king of Portugal. Amphitryon: or, The two Sosia's. Cleomenes, the Spartan heroe. King Arthur. Love triumphant”

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• They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.

  Joseph Addison

  Funny, Money, Work

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• Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Money, Wall

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• It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

  Dave Barry

  Income, Irs, Taxation

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• Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

  Ogden Nash

  Bankers, Banking

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• Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

  Homer

  Family, Money, World And Love

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