Funny Coffee Quotes - Page 3

• Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

  Christopher Fry

  Coffee, Espresso, Milk

  New York Post, November 29, 1962.

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• I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

  David Lynch

  Coffee, Cups, Cappuccino

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• If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

  Mae West

  Coffee, Cups, Euthanasia

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• He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.

  Josephine Baker

  Coffee, Together, Caffeine

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• Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Time, Coffee, Alcohol

  Ralph Waldo Emerson (1911). “The Complete Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson”, p.319, Рипол Классик

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• Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

  Edward Abbey

  Running, Coffee, Second Chance

  "Down the River". Book by Edward Abbey, 1982.

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