Fred And George Quotes

• The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

  J. K. Rowling

  Inspirational, Growing Up, Thinking

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• Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.

  J. K. Rowling

  Humor, Years, Ideas

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• Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

  J. K. Rowling

  Mother, Funny Harry Potter, Honestly

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• George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.

  J. K. Rowling

  Thinking, Feelings, Funny Harry Potter

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• You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

  J. K. Rowling

  Stupid, Humor, Thinking

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• We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

  J. K. Rowling

  Toilet Seat, Toilets, Hogwarts

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• What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

  J. K. Rowling

  Doors, Funny Harry Potter, Next

  "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix". Book by J. K. Rowling, June 21, 2003.

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• Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

  J. K. Rowling

  Inspirational, Strength, Inspiring

  Twitter post from Jun 6, 2016

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• Time is Galleons, little brother.

  J. K. Rowling

  Time, Brother, Littles

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”, p.67, Pottermore

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• Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-" "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.

  J. K. Rowling

  Summer, Mother, Thinking

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• Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

  J. K. Rowling

  Thinking, Funny Harry Potter, Trying

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• Hey, look — Harry’s got a Weasley sweater, too!” Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow F on it, the other a G. “Harry’s is better than ours, though,” said Fred, holding up Harry’s sweater. “She obviously makes more of an effort if you’re not family.

  J. K. Rowling

  Blue, Sweaters, Yellow

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• Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow — we’re identical!

  J. K. Rowling

  Together, Wow, Said

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.52, Pottermore

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• Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.

  J. K. Rowling

  Thinking, Reflection, Together

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.52, Pottermore

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• When he straightened up again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him. Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow -- we're identical!

  J. K. Rowling

  Together, Wow, Six

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.52, Pottermore

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• I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

  J. K. Rowling

  Believe, Doubt, Trying

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• What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?” “Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.

  J. K. Rowling

  Voice, Funny Harry Potter, Gone

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, p.45, Pottermore

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• Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-

  J. K. Rowling

  Boys, Hands, Funny Harry Potter

  "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". Book by J. K. Rowling, July 8, 1999.

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• Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

  J. K. Rowling

  Song, Funeral, Singing

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• Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

  J. K. Rowling

  Owl, Hogwarts, Toilet Seat

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• I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.

  J. K. Rowling

  Singing, Funny Harry Potter, Showers

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• Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

  J. K. Rowling

  Funny Harry Potter, Troll, Speak

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• What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.

  J. K. Rowling

  Fun, Ideas, Want

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• So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-" "No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.

  J. K. Rowling

  Expectations, Hermione, Exam

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• Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.

  J. K. Rowling

  Secret, Tea, Way

  J. K. Rowling (1999). “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”, Raincoast Books

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