What shapes our lives are the questions we ask, refuse to ask, or never think to ask.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
No man, however enslaved to his appetites, or hurried by his passions, can, while he preserves his intellects unimpaired, please himself with promoting the corruption of others. He whose merit has enlarged his influence would surely wish to exert it for the benefit of mankind. Yet such will be the effect of his reputation, while he suffers himself to indulge in any favourite fault, that they who have no hope to reach his excellence will catch at his failings, and his virtues will be cited to justify the copiers of his vices.
One favourite find of mine has to be a 1980s black dinner jacket that I wear as a dress.
My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake - proper, New York cheesecake - and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very important, or dark chocolate mousse. Tea: probably Earl Grey, splash of milk.
Blood is drawn! I am impressed-though my hell-spawned powers will heal it! Besides... next to giving pain my favourite sport's to feel it.
I've spent so much time the last seven, eight years in Los Angeles, away from my family, away from my friends, away from the city that is my favorite place to be and I just want to come here and have a proper life.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
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