I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda.
Good enough is good enough. Perfect will make you a big fat mess every time.
I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.
She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand.
I look fine. I've had no surgery apart from an operation I had decades ago to remove the fat under my eyes. My mum looked 30 when she was 60, so I guess I owe it all to genes and hair dye.
I think there is a lot of fat in the government.
I eat 230 grams of protein daily, 308 grams of carbohydrates, maybe 70 grams of fat. I can have one cheat meal a week but it can't be that I eat until I'm stuffed; I eat until I'm satisfied.
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
The pressure on women to be thin is like a plague. I have gone through my life, like a lot of women, rating my experiences on the basis of, 'Was I thin at that time or fat?' And it doesn't seem to let up.
I can't remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older.
My mom and dad played this music all the time when I was growing up, so to me songs by Jerry Lee and Fats Domino are the classics, they're the best songs ever.
I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat.
People can say you're fat because you're filling a void, or you eat for all these emotional reasons. I said, 'I don't need to focus on this anymore. It doesn't matter why I'm fat. Let's fix it.
V-necks are great because you can get a little fat and you still look kind of good - and I like to get fat sometimes, so it's nice. I like to fluctuate between the world of skinny and fat, so V-necks suit me well.
Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat.
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
When you're a big girl like me, you want someone who makes you feel diminutive. I think fat guys are sexy.
My father raised us like … we were not allowed to see people in any sort of colors, but also we were not allowed to call people fat. If ever we were to say, ‘Oh that fat person, or this person,’ he would make us put a bar of soap in our mouth and count to 10. We weren’t allowed to look at people like that.
When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight!
I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.
I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem.
The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn't until ten years later that I went, 'Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and, boy, was I ever lucky.
Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.
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