Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.
It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'.
I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.
One weeps not save when one is afraid, and that is why kings are tyrants.
Eclecticism. Every truth is so true that any truth must be false.
Most of the confidence which I appear to feel, especially when influenced by noon wine, is only a pretense.
They have been saying for a long time that Iraq made an effort to import active uranium, and my colleague demonstrated the other day that they came to the conclusion that it was a fake document that everybody is relying upon.
Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.
Problem with these other niggas they aint never real
I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.
I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.
Apparently, the most difficult feat for a Cambridge male is to accept a woman not merely as feeling, not merely as thinking, but as managing a complex, vital interweaving of both.
The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.
I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.
Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticality almost seems cool.
Sittin there wishin their problems became ours, cause we have nothin in common since I done became star.
I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up.
I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.
If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
The devil's voice is sweet to hear.
Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world.
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