Eggs Quotes - Page 26

• In the most complete friendship there is always a little empty space, like the space in an egg.

  Jules Renard

  Space, Littles, Empty

  Jules Renard (2008). “The Journal of Jules Renard”, p.196, Tin House Books

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• Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s a ripe, gassy odour, like rotting eggs and meat gone bad, crawling blind with maggots. It’s road kill and decayed food and body odour all rolled into one package and tied up with puke.

  Lilith Saintcrow

  Dark, Hunting, Smell

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• States organized for war will make war as surely as hens will lay eggs.

  H. G. Wells

  War, Hens, States

  H.G. Wells (2015). “A Short History of the World”, p.308, Xist Publishing

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• When you're the cash cow that lays the golden goose egg, people are always going to cheer you on, whatever.

  Noel Gallagher

  Cheer, People, Cash

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• I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know.

  Lewis Carroll

  Through The Looking Glass, Said, Humpty Dumpty

  Lewis Carroll “Alice in Wonderland”, W. W. Norton & Company

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• For a woman who can handle herself so well in a fight, I can’t believe you got taken out by a defenseless doorjamb. (Ravyn) Given the size of my goose egg, I would argue the defenseless part. That doorjamb has a mean left hook.(Susan)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Believe, Taken, Mean

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• Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

  Milton Jones

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• It was like the first time i saw a cadaver. For weeks afterward the cadavers head, or what was left of it - floated up behind my eggs and bacon at breakfast and in the face of Buddy Willard, who was responsible for my seeing it in the first place, and pretty soon I felt as though I were carrying that cadavers head around with me on a string, like some black, noseless balloon stinking of vinegar.

  Sylvia Plath

  Black, Cadavers, Breakfast

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• I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.

  Jasper Fforde

  Officers

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• The disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and set out for the antipodes soon learned that the reason why distant ships sometimes looked as though they were disappearing over the edge of the world was that they were disappearing over the edge of the world.

  Terry Pratchett

  Real, Ideas, Orange

  "The Light Fantastic". Book by ‎Terry Pratchett, 1986.

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• Capitalism, though it may not always give the scientific worker a living wage, will always protect him, as being one of the geese which produce golden eggs for its table.

  John B. S. Haldane

  Money, Giving, May

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• It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes.

  Mark Tooley

  Political, Purpose, Use

  "Gay Group Plans Big Turnout for White House Easter Egg Roll". www.foxnews.com. January 20, 2006.

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• It's bad enough that you have to take market risk. Only a fool takes on the additional risk of doing yet more damage by failing to diversify properly with his or her nest egg. Avoid the problem-buy a well-run index fund and own the whole market.

  William J. Bernstein

  Running, Risk, Damage

  William J. Bernstein (2002). “The Four Pillars of Investing”, McGraw Hill Professional

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• All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

  Charles A. Dana

  Goodness, Badness

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• I don't eat meat, fish, or eggs. I was never a big meat-eater, but I've got more energy now.

  Shania Twain

  Energy, Meat, Vegan

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• The solutions like freezing zygotes, fertilized eggs, of all kinds of animals and so on, or keeping them in zoos and having arboreta where we have trees, all these things have been promoted. Even getting the complete genetic code of various fishes so we can let them pass away and then we'll pull them back. That is science fiction run amok.

  E. O. Wilson

  Running, Zoos, Animal

  Source: blog.cleveland.com

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• I just work, to the exclusion of most other things. I rarely work in a frenzied manner, just kind of - if you take the beater that whips the icing or the eggs into shape - on the upper end of medium speed, that's kind of how I am about seven days a week.

  Henry Rollins

  Shapes, Icing, Exclusion

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• I eat a huge breakfast every morning - it's what I look forward to. I'll do steel-cut oatmeal with blueberries and strawberries, an egg white scramble with mushrooms, zucchini, and onion, and a piece of cinnamon Ezekiel bread with almond butter. I could do that every single day.

  Heather Mitts

  Morning, Cutting, Mushrooms

  Source: preview.www.realbeauty.com

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• My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Jesus, Easter

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• Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

  Tim Vine

  Funny, Humor, Giving

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• A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Sorry, Humor

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• Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Groups

  "Dylan Moran: Monster". Documentary, Comedy, 2004.

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• The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.

  Bill Bailey

  Funny, Humor, Scotch

  "Never Mind the Buzzcocks". Comedy, Game-Show, Music, 1996 - 2015.

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• Sometimes you'll see interviews about an actor who was asked to hit the weight room to develop his body for the character, and you hear them complaining about the egg white omelettes they had to eat and the tortures of hitting the gym twice a day - I find that to be a bit saddening, it's all a part of becoming the character and as an actor, that is your job.

  James Preston Rogers

  Jobs, Character, White

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• I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

  Bill Hicks

  Jesus, Easter, Kings

  "Filling Up the Hump". Audio bootleg, 1993.

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