And so I went through the looking glass, stepped into the netherworld, where up is down and food is greed, where convex mirrors cover the walls, where death is honor and flesh is weak. It is ever so easy to go. Harder to find your way back.
I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to." "I don't much care where –" "Then it doesn't matter which way you go.
Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says "Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'
"I see nobody on the road," said Alice. "I only wish I had such eyes," the King remarked in a fretful tone. "To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance too! Why, it's as much as I can do to see real people, by this light."
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?
They've a temper, some of them - particularly verbs, they're the proudest - adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs.
When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’ ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’ ’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.
Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.
One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
You won't make yourself a bit realer by crying.
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