Dumbest Celebrity Quotes - Page 2

• There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  "Political Gaffes to Spark Any Party". Interview with John Ydstie, www.npr.org. November 5, 2006.

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• Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.

  Mischa Barton

  People, Stupid Celebrity, Accepted

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Running, Stupid

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• The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

  Sylvester Stallone

  Funny, Stupid, Artist

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• If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

  Jaden Smith

  Baby, Intelligent, Earth

  Twitter post from Sep 12, 2013

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• I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

  Paula Abdul

  Drunk, Drug, Use

  "Paula Abdul: 'I Have a Brain'". www.cbsnews.com. December 30, 2010.

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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  If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

  Jaden Smith

  School, Intelligent, World

  Twitter post from Sep 13, 2013

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• I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

  Kim Kardashian

  Girl, Cancer, Stupid

  "Kim Kardashian: my life as a brand" by Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. September 7, 2012.

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