Dumb Sports Quotes

• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

  Dennis Rodman

  Funny, Sports, School

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• Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

  Alan Minter

  Funny, Sports, Stupid

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• I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.

  Charles Shackleford

  Funny, Sports, Ridiculous

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• You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.

  Lou Duva

  Sports, Two, Knows

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• I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

  Mark Viduka

  Inspirational, Motivational, Soccer

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• When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

  Randy Moss

  Sports, Writing, Dumb

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• Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out.

  Tim McCarver

  Sports, Years, Yankees

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• Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

  Rickey Henderson

  Sports, Dumb, Wells

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• Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

  Dan Duva

  Funny, Years, Boxing

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• I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

  Tug McGraw

  Sports, Grass

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• Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

  Eugene McCarthy

  Football, Smart, Stupid

  Quoted in Washington Post, 12 Nov. 1967

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• Sparky's the only guy I know who's written more books than he's read.

  Ernie Harwell

  Sports, Book, Guy

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• Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

  Charles Shackleford

  Funny, Basketball, Sports

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• I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.

  Bill Belichick

  Sports, Mean, Thinking

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• The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

  Murray Walker

  Unique, Motor Racing, Nascar Racing

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• You guys line up alphabetically by height.

  Bill Peterson

  Sports, Football, Guy

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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• My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

  Chuck Nevitt

  Funny, Sports, Baby

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• Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

  Terrell Owens

  Funny, Sports, Team

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• Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

  Alex Rodriguez

  Funny, Sports, Ridiculous

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• I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

  Greg Norman

  Sports, Mother, Father

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

  Mike Cameron

  Sports, Years, Dumb

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• He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

  Scottie Pippen

  Sports, Hands, Dumb

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• The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

  Reggie Jackson

  Sports, Baseball, Play

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

  Carl Everett

  Sports, Dumb, Say Anything

  "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

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