There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Good company, good wine, good welcome, can make good people.
Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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