Dave Quotes - Page 3

• If I could tour with anyone, I'd go with either Maroon 5, or Dave Matthews. No lets go with Sting, he will be my all time favorite...wait no I want to go on tour with the Police.

  Ryan Cabrera

  Letting Go, Waiting, Police

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• Many, many of you have written to me asking the following question: 'Dave, have their been any new advancements in the field of artificial falcon insemination, and could these developments be used to improve the American electoral process?'

  Dave Barry

  Humorous, Profound, Insane

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• Probably having fallen in love with music and movies at a young age and then first learning about writing by kind of following the path of writers like Dave Marsh and Lester Bangs and being a rock journalist.

  Cameron Crowe

  Writing, Rocks, Age

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• The voice in my head has a stutter, and that's really annoying. D-D-D-Dave Dave. What? K-K-K-Kill your p-p-p-parents. L-L-L-Loa... Write it down!

  Dave Attell

  Writing, Voice, Parent

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• The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to the skin. The right half was as shaggy as before. John emerged after her, brushing a layer of dog hair off his clothes. John said, "Well, that's done... It was Molly's idea. She wants to look like two different dogs when she's coming and going. She thinks it will make it easier for her to steal food... That's one complicated dog, Dave. Have you started on the bomb?

  David Wong

  Dog, Thinking, Hair

  David Wong (2011). “John Dies at the End”, p.444, Titan Books

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• Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.

  David Wong

  Welcome, Type, Site

  David Wong (2011). “John Dies at the End”, p.75, Titan Books

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• We had to communicate through our lawyers a couple of times over the years, and [David Petraeus] told me that people have been like, "Good job, Dave." Congratulating him. That's the double standard. I've concluded that sharing it won't change anything.

  Paula Broadwell

  Jobs, Couple, Years

  Source: www.vanityfair.com

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• So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed to being a stripper?" I demanded. "Sorry," he said quickly. "I'm just surprised, is all.

  Jennifer Rardin

  Sorry, Assassins, Tone

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• Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

  Louise Rennison

  Italian, Havens, Paid

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• I love the me I am with him. I’m the girl who has Dave. I’m Lauren, Dave’s girlfriend. I’m someone better than Lauren Smith, who no one noticed till Dave came along. The thing is, that girl isn’t me and I know it. But when I’m with him, I feel like I could be her. That if something in me was just–I don’t know, shifted a little or something, smoothed down–people would think of me the way they think of Dave, and everything would always be perfect. I would be perfect.

  Elizabeth Scott

  Girl, Thinking, People

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• Considering my specialization in architecture, I'm not surprised that the first graphic novel to thoroughly engage, not to say captivate, me is Chip Kidd and Dave Taylor's 'Batman: Death by Design.'

  Martin Filler

  Design, Firsts, Architecture

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• Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

  Bill Burr

  Shows

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• I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good entertainer.

  Grace Slick

  Nickelback, Matthew, Entertainers

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• My dad took me to all the best rock and punk shows when I was growing up and music has always been a part of my life. So I'm very interested in the music scene and I suppose that's why I've ended up going out with musicians. Dave Pirner is still one of my best friends.

  Winona Ryder

  Growing Up, Dad, Rocks

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• Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

  Joe Rogan

  Witty, Guy, Nasty

  "A Cuppa Hot Joe". Interview with J. C. Shakespeare, www.austinchronicle.com. May 4, 2001.

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• My fans are buying the DNA of Dave.

  Dave Pelzer

  Dna, Fans, Buying

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• My teenage years were spent trying to look like Rod Stewart - I ended up looking like Dave Hill from Slade.

  Tony Parsons

  Teenage, Years, Trying

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• People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy?

  Ysabeau S. Wilce

  People, Important, Asking

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• It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

  Penn Jillette

  Thinking, Names, Who Cares

  "Why Stars Name Babies Moxie, Moses and Apple" by Alex Williams, www.nytimes.com. April 16, 2006.

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• I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield.

  Derek Jeter

  Success, Kids, Winning

  Interview with Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. February 22, 2005.

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• There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Political, Excellent, Humorists

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?" Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.

  Jennifer Rardin

  Drinking, Mean, Beer

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• ...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.

  Meg Cabot

  Lying, Ideas, Hello

  Meg Cabot (2009). “Every Boy's Got One”, p.23, Zondervan

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• Like officer Dave.He's never said much about his life, but I can tell he's scarred. And he knows I'm scarred too. The wounded always recognize the wounded. We can smell each other.

  Sherman Alexie

  Smell, Said, Officers

  Sherman Alexie (2013). “Flight: A Novel”, p.21, Open Road Media

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• Hegel says that Truth is a great word and the thing is greater still. With Dave we never seemed to get past the word.

  Iris Murdoch

  Past, Hegel, Truth Is

  Iris Murdoch (1977). “Under the Net”, p.20, Penguin

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