Damn Quotes - Page 20

• That is almost the definition of any friendship that is worthwhile - that we don't care a damn how you behave yourself.

  E. C. Bentley

  Care, Definitions, Worthwhile

  "Trent's Own Case". Book by E. C. Bentley and H. Warner Allen, Chapter XV: "Eunice Makes a Clean Breast of It", 1936.

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• Damn, but science is just a constant feed of cool new facts and theories. Theology doesn't come close.

  Jerry A. Coyne

  Facts, Theory, Theology

  "A Huge Water Geyser on Saturn’s Moon Helps Make the Rings, and a Bonus Eclipse From Mars". "Why Evolution is True" blog by Jerry Coyne, whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com. September 17, 2012.

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• It is almost impossible for anyone outside this damn beltway to really understand how the Congress works. If you aren't here, walking the halls of Congress, sitting at bars and attending parties where you get to knock back some brews with Hill staffers, you don't have a handle on the almost numbing amount of bullshit that goes on.

  Brock N. Meeks

  Party, Bullshit, Bars

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• There's a whole industry of conservatives saying, 'Ah, it's those damn liberals,' and a whole group of liberals saying, 'It's all those damn conservatives.'.

  Peter Jennings

  Groups, Industry, Whole

  Interview for KETV NewsWatch 7, October 19, 2004.

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• I don't give a damn if I go to hell. I love you Satan. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Love You, Giving, Good Intentions

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• I am determined to make the most of this life that I have, damn it - it's that kind of stubbornness I think we all need more of.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Thinking, Needs, Determined

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• Outwit, outlast, outplay. It's the tagline for the television show Survivor and it's damn near what presidenting is like, too.

  George W. Bush

  Survivor, Television, Taglines

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• The world doesn't give a damn about you unless you do something. Those are the rules; I didn't make them. If you are lazy, if you don't get the work that you love done, the world won't care if you die tomorrow and go into the grave and are gone and forgotten forever.

  Ray Bradbury

  Giving, Forever, Lazy

  Source: www.tangentonline.com

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• In the highest sense, we are all creatures of light. And I have a very difficult time talking with people who are cynical about the world. "The world is no damn good, and we're all animals," and that kind of thing. Well, I'm an animal.

  Richard Bach

  Animal, Light, Talking

  Source: www.inner-growth.info

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• The whole concept of higher education is negated unless the sole criterion used to determine if students qualify is the grades they score on standardized tests. Education is purely an issue of learning - we can no longer afford to have it polluted by damn politics. Leave pollution up to the politicians

  Ray Bradbury

  Issues, Tests, Students

  Ray Bradbury, Steven L. Aggelis (2004). “Conversations with Ray Bradbury”, p.160, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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• All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Dirty, Humor

  Song: Klan Kookout, Album: Bo Burnham

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• When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Jesus, Humor

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". m.imdb.com. 1993.

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• The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Humor, Eye

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• You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

  Marc Maron

  Funny, Real, Humor

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• You can't judge a book by its cover, though. People think I'm bad because I got tattoos or snort a little cocaine here and there. They think I'm a killer. But what if I wasn't a killer? Then what? Don't be tripping on me. I pay my damn taxes, OK? Chill.

  Gunplay

  Tattoo, Book, Thinking

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• I don't care a damn about men who are loyal to the people who pay them, to organizations...I don't think even my country means all that much. There are many countries in our blood, aren't there, but only one person. Would the world be in the mess it is if we were loyal to love and not to countries?

  Graham Greene

  Country, Mean, Men

  Graham Greene, Christopher Hitchens (2007). “Our man in Havana”, Penguin Classics

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• Damn description, it is always disgusting.

  Lord Byron

  Statistics, Description, Disgusting

  Lord Byron (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Lord Byron (Illustrated)”, p.2596, Delphi Classics

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• I'm not educated; I'd be a damn fool if I was (educated)!

  Bob Marley

  Fool, Educated, Ifs

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• No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

  James Thurber

  Running, Women, Long

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• This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!

  John Adams

  Animal, Revolution, Animal Rights

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• Someday I'll fly
  Someday I'll soar
  Someday I'll be so damn much more
  Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for

  John Mayer

  Giving, Credit, Body

  Song: Bigger Than My Body, Album: Heavier Things

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• Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

  Abe Lemons

  Missing, Referee, Lemons

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• I don't know, being able to work with Meth was pretty damn cool, but even that day, John, the director, gave me one of the best notes I've ever had. I walked into the scene just completely excited. I just couldn't believe I was going to work with Meth.

  Josh Peck

  Believe, Able, Directors

  Source: www.movieweb.com

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• War to me is the stupidest way of settling anything. The whole damn thing goes to pieces.

  Frank Capra

  War, Pieces, Way

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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