Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
You mean in the state?
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
You always catch the wrong players.
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