Cool Status Quotes - Page 2

• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• I don't care what people think or say about me, I know who I am.

  Jonathan Davis

  Bullying, Kids, Thinking

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  You never know how strong you are, until being strong is your only choice.

  Bob Marley

  Inspirational, Motivational, Strength

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• The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

  Billy Mays

  Sarcastic, Things In Life, Taxes Funny

  Interview with Lloyd Grove, www.entrepreneur.com. October 13, 2008.

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• Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Succeed, Sometimes, Attitude Of Love

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• It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

  Sam Levenson

  Inspirational, Funny, Wise

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.86, Open Road Media

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• I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Long

  "Strategic Grill Locations". 1999.

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• The best things in life are free. The second best things are very, very expensive.

  Coco Chanel

  Things In Life, Second Best, Best Things

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• Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, People, Faces

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• That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Cute, Witty, Worry

  "Fictional character: Charlie Brown". "Peanuts", comic strip, www.gocomics.com. September 2, 1981.

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• Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

  William Feather

  Good Morning, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

  William Feather (1949). “The Business of Life”

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• I'll love you until the day after forever.

  Kami Garcia

  Love You, Forever With You, Helen Of Troy

  Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl (2011). “Beautiful Chaos”, p.261, Hachette UK

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• Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.

  Rachel Zoe

  Inspiring, Fashion, Attitude

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• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

  A. A. Milne

  Funny, Inspiring, Witty

  "Fictional character: Winnie The Pooh". "Christopher Robin", www.imdb.com. 2018.

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• You can do anything, but not everything.

  David Allen

  Inspirational, Wisdom, Powerful

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• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

  Alton Brown

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station….

  William Faulkner

  Bus Stops, Logical, Desks

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• There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

  Sarah Dessen

  Love, Romantic, Valentine

  Sarah Dessen (2006). “The Truth About Forever”, p.252, Penguin

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• Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.

  Denis Waitley

  Fathers Day, Work, Careers

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• And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

  Beth Revis

  Romantic, Beautiful, Stars

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