Chickens Quotes - Page 31

• I would expect an extremely high percentage of the chickens would test positive. Our poultry industry clients wouldn't like that.

  Bryan Shelton

  Tests, Poultry, Clients

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• I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and cheese.

  Marion Jones

  Cooking, Likes, Cheese

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• If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay
  any eggs in the basket

  Bobby Robson

  Eggs, Counting, Baskets

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• I worked from 10 p.m. until 1 a.m. every night for a year to write the first Chicken Soup for the Soul book.

  Jack Canfield

  Book, Writing, Night

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• If you a chicken head, go somewhere and lay some eggs

  2 Chainz

  Eggs, Lays, Ifs

  Song: Extremely Blessed, 2012

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• I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?" Or, maybe, "May your Jell-O always wiggle?

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Book, Writing, Kids

  Laurie Halse Anderson (1999). “Speak”, Puffin

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• Jess:"Sasha? I need some tissue to pack my nose with." Sasha:"Is that hygienically sound?" Jess:"Sasha..." Sasha:"Fine, but if you get toxic shock up your nose, buddy, remember I warned you." Jess pulled a couple out and wedged them into his nostrils. He gave Abigail a sheepish smile. "Sexy, right?" Abby: "Oh yeah, baby. You're so hot right now, if I was a chicken I'd lay hard-boiled eggs.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Sexy, Baby, Couple

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• My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate. "There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick." "Deal.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Giving, Littles

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.17, Macmillan

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• Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.

  Rick Riordan

  Running, Weed, Fate

  "The Son of Neptune". Book by Rick Riordan, October 4, 2011.

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• [Crisco] ain't just for frying. You ever get a sticky something stuck in your hair,like gum?...That's right, Crisco. Spread this on a baby's bottom, you won't even know what diaper rash is...shoot, I seen ladies rub it under they eyes and on they husband's scaly feet...Clean the goo from a price tag, take the squeak out a door hinge. Lights get cut off, stick a wick in it and burn it like a candle....And after all that, it'll still fry your chicken.

  Kathryn Stockett

  Baby, Husband, Eye

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• Sanders was a friend of chickens.

  Charles Taylor Manatt

  Retirement, Funny Retirement

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• He was kind of a fringe NFL guy. Some people think in the right situation he might have stuck for a bunch of years. The reality is he didn't, and he took, I guess, chicken parts and made chicken salad.

  Pat Sperduto

  Reality, Thinking, Years

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• Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems.

  Faith Hunter

  Fighting, Hands, Underwear

  Faith Hunter (2012). “Raven Cursed: A Jane Yellowrock Novel”, p.114, Penguin

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• Don't worry about what candidates have done or said, just vote for the Democrats. Then, afterwards, you can go eat fried chicken.

  Michelle Obama

  Worry, Done, Vote

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• If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

  Ajahn Chah

  Ducks, Suffering, Want

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• Let people hide in their homes, caged like chickens. Cowards deserve no better.

  Peter V. Brett

  Home, People, Coward

  Peter V. Brett (2015). “The Demon Cycle 3-Book Bundle: The Warded Man, The Desert Spear, The Daylight War”, p.508, Del Rey

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• One day, I just thought, if you see a bird with a broken leg, you really have the urge to do something about it and help the bird, then at the same time you go to a restaurant and eat a chicken or something. It doesn't make any sense.

  Patrik Baboumian

  Sympathy, Compassion, Bodybuilding

  "Vegan strongman shoulders 550 kg — a record, perhaps — at vegetarian food fest" by Jessica Mcdiarmid, www.thestar.com. September 8, 2013.

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• The egg cackles and lays the chicken.

  Robin Morgan

  Women, Eggs, Lays

  Robin Morgan (2014). “Saturday's Child: A Memoir”, p.368, Open Road Media

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• I felt great calmness and perfect peace. I had the feelings of a poor man who has just come under the protection of the Royal Family, and has obtained an annual pension for life-the dreadful fear of poverty and want having left his house for ever; I felt the safety and shelter which the little chickens feel under the wings of the hen. This is what it is to abide under the shadow of the Almighty, and to hide under His wings until all dangers are past.

  Christmas Evans

  Past, Men, Wings

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• If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything.

  Frank Perdue

  Differentiate, Ifs

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• Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married.

  Samantha Ronson

  Gay, Florida, California

  "Samantha Ronson: Defeat of Gay Measures 'Frightening'" by Mike Fleeman, people.com. November 6, 2008.

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• Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.

  Kathryn Stockett

  Littles, Feels, Frying

  Kathryn Stockett (2009). “The Help”, p.237, Penguin

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• The chickens are coming home to roost, and you happen to have just moved into the chicken house.

  Douglas MacArthur

  Home, House, Moved

  Comment to John F Kennedy on the presidential crisis. Kennedy enjoyed the remark and often quoted it. Quoted in Theodore C Sorensen Kennedy (1965).

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• Nature has decreed that for what men suffer by having to shave, be killed in battle, and eat the legs of chickens, women make amends by housekeeping, childbirth, and writing all the letters for both of them.

  Jan Struther

  Writing, Men, Suffering

  Jan Struther (1956). “A pocketful of pebbles”

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• Pride's chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market.

  Alexander Smith

  Pride, Feathers, Expensive

  Alexander Smith (1866). “Miss Oona McQuarrie: A sequel to Alfred Hagart's household”, p.141

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