Cheating Quotes - Page 11

• Don't make promises you can't keep.

  Howard Bryant

  Keeping Promises, Broken Promises, You Cheated

  "Steve Ballmer, Serena Williams Headline The Week In Sports". "Weekend Edition Saturday" with Scott Simon, www.npr.org. May 31, 2014.

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• There was actually a camera on your face. I don't know so much about the animation process but the camera was in our face so it could get expressions from our faces that would eventually arrive on the gnomes. It almost felt like you were cheating at times because it was a wee bit too much fun. You were in that box on your own. Kelly [Asbury] was in Toronto, I was in LA, so I was just on my own. I thought: "I can't be getting paid for this as well!"

  Ashley Jensen

  Fun, Expression, Too Much

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.

  Smokey Yunick

  Car, Racing, Done

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• In ordinary life, the phenomenology of embodied emotions is an excellent example for dynamic changes between transparency and opacity: You can "directly perceive" that your wife is cheating you, or you can become aware of the possibility that maybe it is you who has a problem, that your "immediate" emotional representation of social reality might actually be a misrepresentation.

  Thomas Metzinger

  Reality, Emotional, Wife

  Source: www.3ammagazine.com

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• I felt like I was cheating myself of those communities and cheating the audience because I wasn't able to know them. That's what the bikes did, without me having to put any arbitrary philosophy on what it was supposed to be. It enabled human connection.

  Ben Sollee

  Philosophy, Community, Connections

  "Ben Sollee Interview | Activism by cello? On a bike?". Interview with Amanda Taylor, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• A man needed somebody. There wasn't anybody around, so you had to make up somebody, make him up to be like a man should be. It wasn't make-believe or cheating. The other way was make-believe and cheating: living your life without a man like him around.

  Charles Bukowski

  Believe, Men, Live Your Life

  Charles Bukowski (2001). “Ham On Rye”, p.161, Canongate Books

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• Because even though you're dating five other women, I think I'm cheating on you.

  Kiera Cass

  Thinking, Dating, Five

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• The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!

  Godfrey

  Christian, Hate, Rocks

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• This was years ago, I think during the early [Ronald] Reagan years. I came up with a plan that everybody just pay $8.95 in taxes. Cheating would be allowed. But the incentive to cheat wouldn't be nearly as great if you only had to pay the $8.95. There were a few people who would have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars under this plan. I think it was Mark Goodson and Bill Todman, the guys who do the quiz shows. But almost everybody else would be off really cheap.

  Dave Barry

  Thinking, Years, People

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• I think digital media is a valid tool, one that has it's own strengths and weaknesses. So often I see people dismissing digital art as somehow cheating or not as valid or important as traditional art, but the computer is just another tool.

  Julie Dillon

  Art, Thinking, Media

  Source: littleredreviewer.wordpress.com

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• Of all the contrivances for cheating the laboring classes of mankind, none has been more effective than that which deludes them with paper money.

  Daniel Webster

  Class, Gold, World

  Daniel Webster (1886). “The Wisdom and Eloquence of Daniel Webster”

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• The nurse of infidelity is sensuality.

  Richard Cecil

  Nurse, Lust, Infidelity

  Richard Cecil, Josiah PRATT (the Elder.) (1854). “Remains of the Rev. Richard Cecil ... With a view of his character, by the Rev. Josiah Pratt ... To which is prefixed a memoir of his life signed: J. Cecil . Tenth edition”, p.81

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• The Earth is God's pinball machine and each quake, tidal wave, flash flood and volcanic eruption is the result of a TILT that occurs when God, cheating, tries to win free games.

  Tom Robbins

  Winning, Games, Trying

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues”, p.226, Bantam

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• Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect myself. Smoking is self-destructive. Drinking is self-destructive. Losing your temper and yelling at people is wrong. Lying is wrong. Cheating is wrong. Stealing is wrong. But people do that stuff all the time. Soon as I figure out how to be a perfect human being, then I'm qualified to go lecture other people about how they live their lives.

  Jim Butcher

  Lying, Drinking, Yelling

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• The whole gospel of Karl Marx can be summed up in a single sentence: Hate the man who is better off than you are. Never under any circumstances admit that his success may be due to his own efforts, to the productive contribution he has made to the whole community. Always attribute his success to the exploitation, the cheating, the more or less open robbery of others. Never under any circumstances admit that your own failure may be owing to your own weakness, or that the failure of anyone else may be due to his own defects - his laziness, incompetence, improvidence, or stupidity.

  Henry Hazlitt

  Success, Freedom, Hate

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• If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

  Nora Ephron

  Husband, Play, Feels

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• Ыex is so huge and so amorphous. It's everything. It's not just pornography. It's not just cheating on a spouse. It can take so many forms.

  Stuart Blumberg

  Form, Spouse, Pornography

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• I think it's easy to forget just how massive the muscles in the legs are, and how much testosterone is released in your body when you make sure you work your legs hard. Some people's bodies just take a long time to grow, and if you're naturally thin there's no cheating. It takes time. Your body will only grow muscle at a certain rate for your genetics, so take your time and keep at it.

  Daniel Cudmore

  Thinking, Long, People

  "Daniel Cudmore Interview by Meg Brown". AskMen Interview, www.askmen.com.

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• Technology isn't a villain. Technology should help, but if you just use the technology for the sake of technology, then you're cheating your audience. You're not giving them the best story and the best direction and so forth.

  Stan Lee

  Technology, Giving, Sake

  "Stan Lee Delves Into the Past of Iron Man". Interview with Brian Gallagher, www.movieweb.com. September 30, 2008.

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• If the Age of Sport has been all champagne and roses hitherto, then expect our love affair with its newly-acquired prominence to become increasingly tainted by scandals about cheating. Sport is losing its shine and allure.

  Martin Jacques

  Sports, Rose, Shining

  "Ubiquitous cheating means sport has no level playing field" by Martin Jacques, www.theguardian.com. August 18, 2006.

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• You should always give 100%. If you do that then no-one can ask any more of you. Someone once said to me when I was a kid: 'If you're asked to do ten sprints, by all means do 11 but never do nine because you're only cheating yourself'.

  Alan Shearer

  Mean, Kids, Giving

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• Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

  Greg Behrendt

  Lying, Men, Opposites

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.61, Simon and Schuster

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• True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

  Dane Cook

  Eye, Love Is, Persons

  Twitter post from Jul 30, 2013

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• I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Thinking, Wife, Window

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• I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.

  Joe Torre

  Problem, Get Away, No Problem

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