Car Keys Quotes

• I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.

  Tom Waits

  Pride, Keys, Car

  Song: The One that Got Away, Album: Small Change

  11 Copy quote

  Show source

• What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys.

  Harry Chapin

  Family, Dad, Keys

  Song: Cat's in the Cradle, 1974

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

  Erma Bombeck

  Children, Keys, Car

  5 Copy quote

• How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards.

  Mary Karr

  Keys, Car, Credit

  13 Copy quote

• I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that's sometimes a problem.

  Lou Thesz

  Keys, Years, Car

  6 Copy quote

• Never lend your car keys to someone you gave birth to.

  Danielle Steel

  Keys, Car, Birth

  Source: www.popsugar.com

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• Have you ever noticed that salvation, much like your car keys, is usually found where and when you least expect it? (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Keys, Car, Salvation

  Sherrilyn Kenyon, Alethea Kontis (2007). “The Dark-Hunter Companion”, p.311, Macmillan

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. 'Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person.'

  Anthony LaPaglia

  Morning, Keys, Fog

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Home, Humor

  4 Copy quote

• Some people think my father was a spy, because of working for that government agency in Vietnam, but he can't find his car keys, much less keep a national secret.

  Lauren Graham

  Father, Thinking, Keys

  6 Copy quote

• Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie

  Nicki Minaj

  Bad Ass, Keys, Car

  4 Copy quote

• The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power.

  Sloane Crosley

  School, Keys, Years

  4 Copy quote

• To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send most any dog into a whimpering, tail-wagging frenzy.

  Jon Winokur

  Funny, Dog, Travel

  47 Copy quote

• I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.

  Erma Bombeck

  Believe, Kids, Compassion

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”, p.110, Open Road Media

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• Sometimes people want to know how to write a story from the point of view of a murderer and make her sympathetic. I think the answer is that you start by having her look for her car keys, because everybody knows what it's like.

  Alice Mattison

  Writing, Thinking, Keys

  Source: therumpus.net

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?

  Jay Leno

  Dog, Keys, Mcdonalds

  6 Copy quote

• Science is wonderful at explaining what science is wonderful at explaining, but beyond that it tends to look for its car keys where the light is good.

  Jonah Goldberg

  Keys, Light, Car

  4 Copy quote

• I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

  Victoria Wood

  Party, Keys, Years

  "Biography/Personal Quotes".

  43 Copy quote

  Show source

• There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys.

  Barack Obama

  Keys, Hands, Car

  "The Obamas: How We Deal with Our Own Racist Experiences". Interview with Sandra Sobieraj Westfall, people.com. December 17, 2014.

  11 Copy quote

  Show source

• A common mistake we make is that we look for God in places where we ourselves wish to find him, yet even in the physical reality this is a complete failure. For example, if you lost your car keys, you would not search where you want to search, you would search where you must in order to find them.

  Criss Jami

  Mistake, Reality, Keys

  Criss Jami (2015). “Killosophy”, p.60, Criss Jami

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• I found it." "People find pennies," Gansey replied. "Or car keys. Or four-leaf clovers." "And ravens," Ronan said. "You're just jealous 'cause" - at this point, he had to stop to regroup his beer-sluggish thoughts - "you didn't find one, too.

  Maggie Stiefvater

  Jealous, Beer, Keys

  10 Copy quote

• Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Inspirational, Funny, Money

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government”, p.24, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

  122 Copy quote

  Show source

• One of the things that adds tension to our lives is small frustrations. Losing car keys can give you a panic attack. Not being able to find a comb when you get out of the shower, losing scissors and nail clippers, can make you fight with your roommate. The problem is that we think that these things are not supposed to happen to us. And that's what makes us tense. We think we can avoid these frustrations by making ourselves and others be more careful. I like to take the opposite tack-to assume that these things are a part of life and that they will happen no matter what.

  Jennifer James

  Fighting, Frustration, Thinking

  Jennifer James (1986). “Success Is the Quality of Your Journey”, William Morrow Paperbacks

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.

  Roseanne Barr

  Children, Thinking, Keys

  Roseanne Barr (2012). “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm”, p.174, Simon and Schuster

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• Keys," she repeated, and slowly stepped back. "What do you mean, keys?" "Car keys. As in, give them up. Now." Shane had that look -- hard, and no bullshit. "We don't have time for your drama, Monica. Nobody does.

  Rachel Caine

  Drama, Mean, Keys

  4 Copy quote