I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
They who drink beer will think beer.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Good people drink good beer.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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