You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I think this would be a good time for a beer.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
I drink to make other people interesting.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
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