Boners Quotes

• It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

  Daniel Tosh

  Fun, Games, Metallica

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• Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?

  C.D. Payne

  Morning, Giving, Optimism

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• There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

  Dana Gould

  Nightmare, Clown

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• It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

  Darynda Jones

  Fun, Games, Sidekicks

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.125, St. Martin's Press

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• That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Philosophical, Humor

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• I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

  Doug Stanhope

  Miracle, Pills, Would Be

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• Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

  Jack Barakat

  Eye, Birthday Wishes, Tears

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• Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video

  Ashton Irwin

  Acceptance, Video

  Twitter post from Aug 10, 2014

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• Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners

  Jeffrey Rowland

  Horse, Giants, Possums

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• On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot the scene I was going up to the crew members — and I had just met all these people the day before — and I was going up to all of them like, 'You got a boner! You do! You've got one!' It was horrible. Horrible!

  Lizzy Caplan

  Blood, People, Drunk

  "Lizzy Caplan on Chelsea Lately: I Got Naked and Drunk for True Blood Sex Scenes" by Zach Johnson, December 11, 2013.

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• I'd done all my research and seen that Booker and Gadson had worked with giant folks and little peanuts, too. That just showed me that they're musicians. They're not just interested in doing the big ones, they're interested in doing stuff that - pardon the expression - gives them a boner. I'm like that, too. I don't want to just do easy stuff. I want to keep myself freaked out all the time. Hence the title of the record, I Like To Keep Myself in Pain.

  Kelly Hogan

  Pain, Expression, Giving

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

  Barry Webster

  Hey, Way, Six

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