Bladder Quotes

• The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Movie, Humor

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

  Stephen Fry

  Funny, Witty, I Don't Need You

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• LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

  Ambrose Bierce

  War, Self Esteem, Swim

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.153, University of Georgia Press

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• My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

  Bob Schieffer

  Cancer, Thinking, People

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• Simplification is one of the most difficult things to do.

  Jonathan Ive

  Kindness, Business, Comeback

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  There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Inspirational, Bangs, Cinema

  "Attributed to Alfred Hitchcock in "Halliwell's Filmgoer's Companion"". 1984.

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• One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

  Jean Kerr

  Women, Memorable, Health

  Jean Kerr (1959). “Please Don't Eat the Daisies”

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• I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

  Roger Ebert

  Bottles, Coke, Six

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• I've belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don't know why.

  Beth Ditto

  Surgery, Knows

  "The friendliest big little city in America". Interview with Kira Cochrane, www.theguardian.com. December 15, 2007.

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• Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

  Mark Twain

  Ink And Paper, People, Arguing

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• Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

  Mark Twain

  Patriotic, Fighting, Ink And Paper

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• Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Drama, Writing, Life Is Short

  Francois Truffaut, Alfred Hitchcock, Helen G. Scott (1985). “Hitchcock”, p.103, Simon and Schuster

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• Building a solid organ like the liver in the lab is different and harder than with an organ like the bladder because solid organs are very vascular.

  Anthony Atala

  Different, Labs, Building

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• I did learn that there's no point in eating too much Vitamin C because it comes out of your bladder.

  Kunal Nayyar

  Too Much, Vitamins, Eating

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Glasses, Medicine, Needs

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• My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.

  Lane Kirkland

  People, Ink, Argument

  Quoted in David Olive Business Babble (1993).

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• Madame, it is an old word and each one takes it new and wears it out himself. It is a word that fills with meaning as a bladder with air and the meaning goes out of it as quickly. It may be punctured as a bladder is punctured and patched and blown up again and if you have not had it does not exist for you. All people talk of it, but those who have had it are marked by it, and I would not wish to speak of it further since of all things it is the most ridiculous to talk of and only fools go through it many times.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Love, Air, People

  Ernest Hemingway (2014). “The Hemingway Collection”, p.2261, Simon and Schuster

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• Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

  Clive James

  Wisdom, Fiction, Dull

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• A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a man up like a bladder.

  William Shakespeare

  Grief, Sadness, Blow

  'Henry IV, Part 1' (1597) act 2, sc. 4, l. [370]

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• Hope is to a man as a bladder to a learning swimmer--it keeps him from sinking in the bosom of the waves, and by that help he may attain the exercise; but yet it many times makes him venture beyond his height, and then if that breaks, or a storm rises, he drowns without recovery. How many would die, did not hope sustain them! How many have died by hoping too much! This wonder we find in Hope, that she is both a flatterer and a true friend.

  Owen Feltham

  Hope, True Friend, Recovery

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• No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

  Germaine Greer

  Thinking, Toilets, Novel

  "Newsnight Review", July 24, 2009.

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• You need to have a great, strong bladder to call professional sports because, especially in football where, you know, you don't know how long a half's going to last and then the timeouts happen and a incomplete pass.

  Joe Buck

  Sports, Football, Strong

  Source: www.npr.org

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• So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

  Rita Mae Brown

  Laughing, Titles, Lucky

  Rita Mae Brown (2009). “Rita Will: Memoir of a Literary Rabble-Rouser”, p.406, Bantam

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• You cannot achieve happiness. Happiness happens and is a transitory stage. Imagine how happy I felt when I got relief from bladder pressure. How long did that happiness last?

  Frederick Salomon Perls

  Happiness, Long, Relief

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• If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

  John Scalzi

  Stranger, Imagine, Empty

  John Scalzi (2014). “Old Man's War Boxed Set I”, p.37, Macmillan

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