The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts.
There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it.
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
The heart has no wrinkles.
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
After all, tomorrow is another day.
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