John Walter Bratton Quotes About Birthdays

Quotes about: Birthdays

• You really must stop acting
  Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
  In a midlife crisis
  You just graduated
  Happy 60th

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Years, Acting

• Be pleased to look forward,
  And pleased to look behind,
  Count today, your 40th, and each birthday
  With a grateful mind.

  John Walter Bratton

  Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

• Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
  How are you dealing with your awful debility,
  lessened utility and loss of mobility?

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Loss, Mobility

• Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50.
  Think of it as only 1 year older than 59
  Go ahead, as it's your birthday
  Delusion, today, is just fine

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Thinking, Years

• As it's your 40th birthday
  This, we'd like to say
  May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness
  On this, your special day.

  John Walter Bratton

  Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

• My goodness, you're 60 already, already
  Time is a thief
  But still, you're only as old as your tongue
  And a little bit older than your teeth
  Have a wonderful birthday

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Teeth, Thieves

• Congratulations!
  If I may be so bold
  Only 40 years to go
  Before you're a century old
  Just saying

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Congratulations, Years

• Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th
  No need to have wisdom and sage
  But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade
  Do try to act more your age

  John Walter Bratton

  Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

• Congratulations on turning 60
  Now you can wear what you like
  No one cares, and more particularly
  You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Congratulations, Ems

• If age was temperature,
  You'd be getting hotter
  Happy 60th degree
  You, hot shotter

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Age, Degrees

• At 50, you probably get muddled?
  I'm the same, that's how I know?
  If you ever get lost, don't worry?
  Just change where you want to go

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Worry, Age

• It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish.
  So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then
  Just think, you'll be 70
  In just those short years, numbering ten

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Thinking, Wrinkles

• On your 60th, here's something philosophical
  To give the old grey matter a stir
  How old would you be
  If you didn't know how old you were?

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Philosophical, Grey Matter

• At 50 you now have realized
  ?Getting old isn't fair?
  And that it's hard to make a comeback
  ?When you haven't gone anywhere

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Age, Gone

• On your birthday today, don't
  Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect
  As you've reached 60, you want to be happy,
  Trust me, you'll be depressed.

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Looks, Want

• You're 60
  But honestly it doesn't show
  Mind you, you reached the age of consent
  About 50,000 consents ago!

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Mind, Age

• As it's your 50th birthday
  The very best of cheers to you
  Truthfully, I'm just being selfish
  Coz now I am so cheerful, too
  Happy, Cheerful Birthday

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Cheer, Selfish

• Don't be pessimistic
  Because, today, the sun hasn't shone
  It probably won't next year
  And you'll then be 61

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Years, Pessimistic

• True Friends are the bacon bits
  In the salad bowl of life. How true
  I read that and straight away,
  My thoughts turned to you
  And especially today on your 60th
  These special wishes I send
  Have a really wonderful birthday
  My special "bacon flavored" friend

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, True Friend, Special

• Yes, you're very very old
  But try to think of it as not being cursed
  After all, in a hostage situation
  You'd be released first!

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Thinking, Trying

• You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s
  Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end
  That you're close to being 70
  Let me be the first to agree, old friend

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, People, Old Friends

• Consider this on your birthday
  You've got life's struggle beaten
  For 60 years you've ate
  And avoided being eaten

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Struggle, Years

• So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning

  John Walter Bratton

  Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

• Being vintage like a fine wine
  Should make you proud of being old
  And being mature like a cheese
  Certainly explains the mould!
  Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Wine, Vintage

• You've reached your 60th birthday, Bill
  To the year, the day, the hour
  You've been a lifelong country boy
  Along with Lily, your flower
  And Robin...that's the name of a bird
  And Dawn...that says it all

  John Walter Bratton

  Birthday, Country, Flower

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