Baths Quotes - Page 2

• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.

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• So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

  Tim Vine

  Funny, Humor, Swimming

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• I had not taken a bath in a year nor changed my clothes or removed them except to stick a needle every hour in the fibrous grey wooden flesh of heroin addiction. I did absolutely nothing.

  William S. Burroughs

  Taken, Years, Clothes

  "Naked Lunch". Book by William S. Burroughs, 1959.

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• I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Science, Parent

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• His letter was like the shock produced by a cold bath.

  Duff Green

  Heart, Letters, Cold

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• I think I'll take a bath in his blood.

  Mike Tyson

  Thinking, Blood, Boxing

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• It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.

  Danny DeVito

  Dark, Ice, Two

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• Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

  Delmore Schwartz

  Mean, Existentialism

  Delmore Schwartz (1950). “Vaudeville for a princess, and other poems”

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• I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teeth. Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face to the window with the trees in it, and talk to God.

  Frances Farmer

  Lying, Dark, Night

  "God Dies". Essay by Frances Farmer, 1931.

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• How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.

  Anna Held

  Morning, Ice, Water

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• I want a platform that, like a book or a magazine, I can carry into the bath or leave at the beach.

  Walter Jon Williams

  Beach, Book, Magazines

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  I think a lot of contemplation happens in bathtubs. It does for me. Nothing like a hot bath to ease the tension and think about what's going to happen next.

  Sarah McLachlan

  Inspirational, Thinking, Hot

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• If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

  Karl Pilkington

  Pineapples, Wells, Chunks

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

  Jim Davis

  Life, Birthday, Feel Good

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• I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.

  Homer

  Men, Cologne

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• And now for the vapor-bath: on a framework of three sticks, meeting at the top, they stretch pieces of woolen cloth, taking care to get the joints as perfect as they can, and inside this little tent they put a dish with red-hot stones in it. Then they take some hemp seed, creep into the tent, and throw the seed on to the hot stones. At once it begins to smoke, giving off a vapor unsurpassed by any vapor-bath one could find in Greece. The Sythians enjoy it so much that they howl with pleasure. This is their substitute for an ordinary bath in water, which they never use.

  Herodotus

  War, Water, Giving

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• I love to take baths.

  Rachel Weisz

  "Rachel Weisz Interview AGORA: The Oscar-Winning Star gets Deep about Religion, Movie Blogs and her Desire to be in J.J. Abrams' STAR TREK Sequel". Interview with Ron Messer, collider.com. May 28, 2010.

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• A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.

  Curt Siodmak

  Men, Culinary, Steak

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• The mom doesn't become sexy; the woman does. You have to retrieve the woman from the mother. And she may need to separate to do that: a bath, a walk. She must cordon off an erotic space.

  Esther Perel

  Mom, Sexy, Mother

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

  Anthony Burgess

  Cleanliness, Week, Menace

  1963 Inside Mr Enderby, pt.2, ch.1.

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• I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

  Oliver Reed

  Giving, Now And Then, Inhibitions

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.

  Chris LeDoux

  Stuff, Creeks, Made

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• Love, like the cold bath, is never negative, it seldom leaves us where it finds us; if once we plunge into it, it will either heighten our virtues, or inflame our vices.

  Charles Caleb Colton

  Love, Vices, Negative

  Charles Caleb Colton (1823). “Remarks on the Talents of Lord Byron and the Tendencies of Don Juan”, p.184

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• I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.

  Traci Bingham

  Beauty, Morning, Night

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• It's hard to love a place that's outlawed smoking but finds it perfectly acceptable to serve raw fish in a bath of chocolate.

  David Sedaris

  Smoking, Chocolate, Fishes

  David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”

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