Apples Quotes - Page 9

• Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

  Steve Jobs

  Money, Business, Innovation

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• Chris Martin's a good friend of mine. I'm actually Apple's godfather. He's an old friend and we've been mates for quite a few years now.

  Simon Pegg

  Good Friend, Years, Old Friends

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• The Apple has the fewest bells and whistles. It has simple sound and few graphics special effects. In a way, that is a weakness because markets for the other machines are getting bigger.

  Bill Budge

  Simple, Special, Weakness

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• I started on an Apple II, which I had bought at the very end of 1978 for half of my annual income. I made $4,500 a year, and I spent half of it on the computer.

  Bill Budge

  Years, Income, Half

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• If the apple hit Newton’s nose, Newton’s nose hit the apple.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Noses, Newton, Ifs

  Gilbert K. Chesterton (2013). “The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton”, p.36, Simon and Schuster

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• The real challenge is not to get people to remember more, but to get them to understand better. We're just now beginning to be able to show what we can implement with technological tools. I think our interest at Apple is to be the provider of the instruments that will help educators and students create and entirely new kind of learning than what we have now.

  John Sculley

  Real, Thinking, People

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• If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.

  Phyllis Diller

  Shapes, Adam, Ifs

  Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.46, Penguin

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• From the egg to the apple.

  Horace

  Latin, Eggs

  Horace (1836). “The works of Horace: translated literally into English prose; for the use of those who are desirous of acquiring or recovering a competent knowledge of the Latin language”, p.29

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• Zen is not interested in high-flown statements; it wants its pupil to bite his apple and not discuss it.

  Anne Bancroft

  Want, Pupils, Not Interested

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• I could not resist the temptation of mystifying him a bit, I suppose it is some taste of the original apple that remains still in our mouths.

  Bram Stoker

  Temptation, Mouths, Taste

  Bram Stoker (1904). “Dracula”, p.164, Hayes Barton Press

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• I can't pretend that I did one really awful thing - I took a bite out of the apple but now I'm never going to sin again.

  John Edgar Wideman

  Awful, Sin, Bites

  Source: www.motherjones.com

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• We praise Him, we bless Him, we adore Him, we glorify Him, and we wonder who is that baritone across the aisle and that pretty woman on our right who smells of apple blossoms. Our bowels stir and our cod itches and we amend our prayers for the spiritual life with the hope that it will not be too spiritual.

  John Cheever

  Spiritual, Prayer, Smell

  "The Journals of John Cheever" by Robert Gottlieb, 1956.

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• People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me?

  Mindy Kaling

  Sex, People, Trying

  "‘The Mindy Project’ Season 1, Episode 11 Recap: ‘Hooking Up Is Hard’" by Leigh Weingus, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 23, 2013.

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• A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.

  James Russell Lowell

  Birthday, Men, Remember

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• Stolen sweets are always sweeter, Stolen kisses much completer, Stolen looks are nice in chapels, Stolen, stolen be your apples.

  Leigh Hunt

  Sweet, Nice, Kissing

  'Song of Fairies Robbing an Orchard' (1830)

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• It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

  Red Barber

  Baseball, Orange, Breathing

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• Adam & Eve. The serpent cracked the mirror in a thousand pieces, & the apple was his rock.

  Federico Garcia Lorca

  Mirrors, Rocks, Pieces

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• Not sorry, not calling, not crying
  All will pass like smoke of white apple trees
  Seized by the gold of autumn,
  I will no longer be young.

  Sergei Yesenin

  Sorry, Autumn, White

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• I adopted a healthier diet. I take at least a tablespoon of apple-cider vinegar a day. It's an old wives' tale, but it really is one of the best things you can put in your mouth.

  Melissa Etheridge

  Wife, Vinegar, Mouths

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• To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and produced my final project, which meant I faxed press releases from an old Apple IIC, or whatever it was, to newspapers, not knowing if that would work or if that's how you do things.

  Eugene Mirman

  Night, Knowing, Finals

  "The Erudite Absurdist: Eugene Mirman". Interview with Austin Nelson, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 20, 2011.

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• We are all of us, in this world, more or less like St. January, whom the inhabitants of Naples worship one day, and pelt with baked apples the next.

  Sophie Swetchine

  One Day, World, Next

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• A wise man once remarked that we can count how many seeds are in the apple, but not how many apples are in the seed.

  Wendy Mass

  Wise, Men, Seeds

  Wendy Mass (2008). “Jeremy Fink and the meaning of life”

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• I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

  Stephen Colbert

  Dog, Pie, Hot

  "The Colbert Report (Walter Kirn)". TV Series, www.imdb.com. November 1, 2007.

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• For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

  Daniel Handler

  War, White, Snow

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• I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian will tell you that a running foot of apple strudel contains four times the vitamins of a bushel of beans.

  S. J. Perelman

  Running, Food, Feet

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