Anita Blake Quotes - Page 2

• I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Giving, Advice, Sometimes

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• You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Ducks, Vampire, Hunters

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Guilty Pleasures: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.145, Penguin

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• Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  People, Weakness, Penguins

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.147, Penguin

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• I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Order, Soldier, Trying

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 16-19”, p.623, Penguin

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• You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Mean, Looks, Lingerie

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2001). “Narcissus in Chains: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.188, Penguin

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• One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Serial Killer, Killers, Figures

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2009). “Skin Trade: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.220, Penguin

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• I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Country, Dating, Ironic

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.1111, Penguin

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• Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Decision, Tolerate, Remembered

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 11-15”, p.94, Penguin

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• Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Nice, Would Be, Sometimes

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2008). “Blood Noir: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.170, Penguin

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• I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Believe, People, Bamboo

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Circus of the Damned: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.195, Penguin

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• You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Gun, Machines, Lines

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.95, Penguin

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• I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John) I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Giving, Water, Vampire

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• They be crazier than we are.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

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• Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Men, Color, Shoes

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “The Laughing Corpse: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.15, Penguin

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• Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Boys, Size, Blake

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• Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Valentine, Magic, Jewelry

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.1408, Penguin

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• Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Eye, Safety, Vampire

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.31, Penguin

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• I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Gun, Romance, Waiting

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2001). “Narcissus in Chains: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.251, Penguin

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