Anita Blake Quotes

• Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Starting Over, Body, Blake

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• Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Sarcasm, Use, Said

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Circus of the Damned: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.113, Penguin

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• Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Love, Valentines Day, Sarcastic

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.1106, Penguin

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• The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs." You have to love Anita Blake.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Heart, Men, Way

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• I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Running, Jesus, Eye

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “The Laughing Corpse: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.138, Penguin

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• Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Funny, Smile, Trust

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Burnt Offerings: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.327, Penguin

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• People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Life, Fear, Ignorance

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.637, Penguin

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• It's not about winning, Haven. I'm not a prize to be won. I'm not the princess that needs rescuing from the dragon. I'm the prince and I kill my own monsters. You need to be ok with that. -Anita Blake

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Princess, Winning, Dragons

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• Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Stupid, Population, Would Be

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “The Laughing Corpse: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.169, Penguin

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• He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his back like a cat, hands pressed to his mouth as if trying to drain every taste. It was the only thing he did that was cute. He was gorgeous, sensual, but rarely cute. - Anita Blake about Jean-Claude

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Cute, Cat, Hands

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Burnt Offerings: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.62, Penguin

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• Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Knives, Matter, Size

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.2783, Penguin

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• One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Vampire, Rabbits, Attention

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Bloody Bones: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.206, Penguin

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• Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but in the end without love nothing could endure.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Fall, House, Today

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2010). “Bullet: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.260, Penguin

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• Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Jobs, Heart, Men

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.2783, Penguin

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• Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Perfect, Way, Moments

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• Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Tired, Winning, Games

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.2970, Penguin

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• I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Vampire, Executioners, Knows

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.364, Penguin

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• Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Thinking, Stones, Ifs

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Hit List: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.208, Penguin

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• There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Two, Choices, Barbie

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.396, Penguin

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• When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Gone, Crime, Easier

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 16-19”, p.1440, Penguin

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• If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Home, Eye, Window To The Soul

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• The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall? -- Anita Blake

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Powerful, Fall, Mean

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 16-19”, p.272, Penguin

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• A person likes to think of himself in a certain way, and when something happens that makes that no longer possible, you mourn the old self. The person you thought you were.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Thinking, Self, Way

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2005). “Incubus Dreams: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.310, Penguin

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• I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Hurt, Fifteen, Next

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2008). “The Lunatic Cafe: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.144, Penguin

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• I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Sex, Night, Missing

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