Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
I [Death] was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
Death doesn't affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn't concern the dead because they have ceased to exist.
Dying is the most hellishly boresome experience in the world! Particularly when it entails dying of 'natural causes'.
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