Eric Andre Quotes

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• I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

  Eric Andre

  Years, Elderly, Nerd

  Source: www.towleroad.com

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• I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

  Eric Andre

  Insecure, Years, Validation

  Source: www.complex.com

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• I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

  Eric Andre

  Horse, Sleep, Don't Like Me

  Source: freshfiction.tv

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• A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

  Eric Andre

  Motto, Holes, My Motto

  Source: www.towleroad.com

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• I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

  Eric Andre

  Cracks, Want, Dies

  Source: www.complex.com

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• I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

  Eric Andre

  Cameras, World, Know How

  Source: www.complex.com

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• I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

  Eric Andre

  Men, Thinking, Race

  Source: www.towleroad.com

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• I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Giving, Credit

  Source: www.complex.com

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• I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

  Eric Andre

  Needs, Aries, Like Me

  Source: www.complex.com

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• Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Tipping, World

  Source: www.complex.com

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• I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

  Eric Andre

  Care, I Care, Sensitive

  Source: www.complex.com

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• Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Years, Knows

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

  Eric Andre

  Country, Thinking, Leader

  Source: www.complex.com

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• Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five minutes. It's like, "I get it! I'm already bored. I did like the joke, but I don't anymore, because you went on too long."

  Eric Andre

  Two, Long, Bored

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.

  Eric Andre

  Character, Actors, Break

  "Eric Andre On the Maniacal Genius of ‘MAN SEEKING WOMAN’". Interview with Cole Clay, freshfiction.tv.

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• All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong; if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.

  Eric Andre

  Hurt, Motivation, Thinking

  Source: www.towleroad.com

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• When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Parks, Nazi

  Source: www.towleroad.com

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• Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

  Eric Andre

  Moving, Squares, Next

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.

  Eric Andre

  Insane, Saws, Firsts

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.

  Eric Andre

  President, Weight, Feels

  Source: www.complex.com

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• You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

  Eric Andre

  Fun, Easier

  Source: www.towleroad.com

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• You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.

  Eric Andre

  People, President, Election

  Source: www.complex.com

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• I feel the acting conservatory taught me how to be a working actor in the 1700s. We learned stuff like 'to the back of the auditorium, to the back of the auditorium' and the liquid "u." 'The payment is duuue on Tuuuesday.' I also learned how to fence. If anything, when I moved to Los Angeles, I didn't fit in, in any way. I had to do comedy, because I was talking so pretentiously.

  Eric Andre

  Acting, Comedy, Fit

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest.

  Eric Andre

  Growing Up, Years, Firsts

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.

  Eric Andre

  Growing Up, Consistency, Comedy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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