Bryan Q. Miller Quotes

• The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.

  Bryan Q. Miller

  Food, Quality, Peppers

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• If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He spends a lot of time in restaurant kitchens and usually has strong opinions about them.

  Bryan Q. Miller

  Strong, Men, Kitchen

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• The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).

  Bryan Q. Miller

  Airplane, Quality, Rooms

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• Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

  Bryan Q. Miller

  Cities, Icons, Cheesy

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• At lunchtime the place is jumping, while at night the dining rooms could have been rented out for chess tournaments.

  Bryan Q. Miller

  Night, Jumping, Lunch

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• Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

  Bryan Q. Miller

  Food, Oklahoma, Cooking

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