Tom Lehrer Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

  Tom Lehrer

  Funny, Cute Love, Sarcastic

• I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

  Tom Lehrer

  Funny, Communication, Humor

• Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

  Tom Lehrer

  Funny, Cute, Sarcastic

  Song: Be Prepared

• I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

  Tom Lehrer

  Inspirational, Funny, Work

• Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now - to quote myself at my most pretentious - is a nimiety of scurrility with a concomitant exiguity of taste.

  Tom Lehrer

  Funny, Media, Television

  "Rhino Records" Online Chat, June 17, 1997.

• The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

  Tom Lehrer

  Funny, Military, Army

  "Introduction to 'It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier'". CD Audio "An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer", March 20-21, 1959.

• Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.

  Tom Lehrer

  Funny, Science, Technology

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