If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.
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