Ann Landers Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Uplifting, Retirement

• At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Hilarious, Humorous

• Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Motivational, Hilarious

  Quoted in Barbara Rowes, The Book of Quotes (1979)

• If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Witty, Children

• One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Friends, Country

• Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Blessed, Dental

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