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• Voters inclined to loathe and fear elite Ivy League schools rarely make fine distinctions between Yale and Harvard. All they know is that both are full of rich, fancy, stuck-up and possibly dangerous intellectuals who never sit down to supper in their undershirt no matter how hot the weather gets.

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  School, Yale, Ivy

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• The American press has the blues. Too many authorities have assured it that its days are numbered, too many good newspapers are in ruins.

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  Ruins, Authority, Newspapers

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• In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.

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  Birthday, Fashion, Love You

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• It is safest to shut up and pay, which is what I shall eventually do, though I shall hate having to sell the children.

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  Children, Hate, Pay

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• I am sitting here 93 million miles from the sun on a rounded rock which is spinning at the rate of 1000 miles an hour... and my head pointing down into space with nothing between me and infinity but something called gravity which I can't even understand, and which you can't even buy any place so as to have some stored away for a gravityless day.

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  Science, Rocks, Space

  Russell Baker (1983). “So This Is Depravity”, Pocket Books

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• Long words, fat talk they may tell us something about ourselves. Has the passion for fat in the language increased as self-confidence has waned?

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  Passion, Self Confidence, Long

  Russell Baker (1983). “So This Is Depravity”, Pocket Books

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• Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him, and the three major classifications are based on the method each object uses to achieve its purpose. As a general rule, any object capable of breaking down at the moment when it is most needed will do so.

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  Men, Goal, Inanimate Objects

  "The Plot Against People," The New York Times, June 18, 1968.

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• One of the many burdens of the person professing Christianity has always been the odium likely to be heaped upon him by fellow Christians quick to smell out, denounce and punish fraud, hypocrisy and general unworthiness among those who assert the faith. In ruder days, disputes about what constituted a fully qualified Christian often led to sordid quarrels in which the disputants tortured, burned and hanged each other in the conviction that torture, burning and hanging were Christian things to do.

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  Christian, Smell, Hypocrisy

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• I worry about people who get born nowadays, because they get born into such tiny families--sometimes into no family at all. When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope Diamond. And that encourages you to talk too much.

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  Family, Children, Confused

  Russell Baker, William Knowlton Zinsser (1998). “Inventing the Truth: The Art and Craft of Memoir”, p.26, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I've had an unhappy life, thank God.

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  Adversity, Happy Life, Thank God

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• It's always seemed odd to me that after a group of terrorists commits a vile and odious deed they rush messages to the public to claim credit for it.

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  Credit, Deeds, Messages

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• It was Queen Elizabeth who made me a foreign correspondent.

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  Queens, Queen Elizabeth, Made

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• I frankly admit to not knowing who I am. This is why I refuse to buy clothes that will tell people who I want them to think I am.

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  Thinking, Who I Am, Clothes

  Russell Baker (1983). “So This Is Depravity”, Pocket Books

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• Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

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  Publicity, Live By, Dies

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• Notice, for example, that people who talk about "the joys of childhood" are always adults. Only an adult, utterly remote from the reality of childhood, could suppose it is time of joys.

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  Children, Reality, People

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• Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.

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  America, Humanity, Events

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• When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

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  Clever, Two, Car

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• Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.

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  Loss, Airports, Littles

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• The early commentators who put down the pre-presidential Roosevelt as an empty-headed young lightweight, all ambition and no talent, now seem comically wrong to a modern book-reading, movie-going, television-watching, legend-loving American public conditioned to think of him as one of the presidential giants on the order of Washington and Lincoln.

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  Book, Reading, Ambition

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• Goat cheese... produced a bizarre eating era when sensible people insisted that this miserable cheese produced by these miserable creatures reared on miserable hardscrabble earth was actually superior to the magnificent creamy cheeses of the noblest dairy animals bred in the richest green valleys of the earth.

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  Food, Animal, People

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• The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.

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  Country, Food, America

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• Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

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  Funny, Science, Car

  Russell Baker (1991). “There's a Country in My Cellar”, Avon Books

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• The twentieth century seems afflicted by a gigantic... power failure. Powerlessness and the sense of powerlessness may be the environmental disease of the age.

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  Environmental, Society, Age

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• Anything that isn't opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesn't matter.

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  Unimportant Things, Evil, Humanity

  "Observer; Don't Worry, Feel Good". www.nytimes.com. April 21, 1990.

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• The sinister nature of the American soil is apparent in places like Gettysburg. Fertilize it with the blood of heros, and it brings forth a frozen-custard stand.

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  Peace, War, Hero

  Russell Baker (1992). “Poor Russell's almanac”

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