Russell Baker Quotes About Goals

Quotes about: Goals

• The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

  Russell Baker

  Men, Goal, Inanimate Objects

• Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him, and the three major classifications are based on the method each object uses to achieve its purpose. As a general rule, any object capable of breaking down at the moment when it is most needed will do so.

  Russell Baker

  Men, Goal, Inanimate Objects

  "The Plot Against People," The New York Times, June 18, 1968.

• Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

  Russell Baker

  Happiness, Taken, Goal

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