If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.
Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.
The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
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