A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.
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